You are so pathetic and desperate, a total shiny loser. Its hilarious how addicted you are to stroking to my shiny content. You can't handle how mind-blowingly hot I am tonight. That runty little dick is almost creaming for me already. Virgins really are so pitiful, aren't they? You live in a world of isolation and rejection, stroking your dicklette until its scabbed over because no one else will, and so you dedicate your every orgasm to the shimmering, ethereal goddess of your dreams- Me!