I'll make you a deal- if your dick is as big as you say it is, I'll let you fuck me. You've been boasting about your cock size in order to impress me, so okay- I'll bite. Show me what you're working with. I'm a size queen and I'm always down to ride a massive cock. If, however, you actually have a small cock... I'll have to make you jerk off and eat your own cum as punishment for wasting my time. I abhor liars, especially lying subs. I suspect you have a teeny weenie, and I am already relishing the prospect of making you gobble your sticky, bitter punishment down.