Its a shame you won't be able to fully enjoy summer. You're going to be stuck inside, pale and bloated, working with people you don't even like. I've come up with a solution. *I* will enjoy summer for you! You can imagine me laying on the beach, golden skin turning a nice bronze, rubbing coconut-scented sunscreen on myself while soaking in the sunshine and salty air. All you have to do to enjoy summer through me vicariously is... fund everything! Keep sending me cash to ensure I'm out every day in my tiny bikinis, a fruity in one hand and a good book in the other. No need for you to suffer ... Show more