The time has come! I have finally been defeated! My trusty sidekick,ever faithful until the end, holds my hand as I writhe on my bed. It hurts so much. The bad guys- THOSE WRETCHED, EVIL CRETINS!- shot me with their new . My stomach immediately began swelling upon impact. Its gurgling and growing, pushing thelife out of me. Its like there's an evil balloon inside, inflating me with some strange dark air. The time has come for my sidekick to carry on my legacy... and the save the world.