I'm going out tonight, and I have one goal- to get laid. Let me show you my secret weapon- my tiniest pair of black thongs! One glimpse of these and every man in the club will be drooling. Let's have some fun before I head out- I'll drive you crazy with my tiny little thong, telling you in detail my plans for tonight. How I'm going to hook up with some stranger in the club bathroom.. how he'll bend me over against the wall and have his way with me.. oh yum, tonight will be fun!