Fey and I are getting ready for a hot night out. We love drinking, partying, meeting gorgeous new guys every night. We're always the hottest girls in the club. You get the chance to be a fly on the wall as we do our make-up and vent our aggravations about our past few clubbing experiences. We are SO TIRED of all these fatties, all these small-dicked losers, all these complete MORONS who bother us all night. Hell-o, we are SO not interested in losers!