I'm going out for a nice dinner and a stroll around downtown to enjoy my city's Christmas displays. You're staying home to masturbate in the glow of your computer screen. Thrilling... but typical. You're always going to be a friendless loser. While I'm out enjoying this holiday season and spending time with loved ones, you're going to be here, jerking it furiously to the sight of my royal feet in the worn white socks. You can practically smell them through your computer screen. You can almost FEEL the soft fabric rubbing over your face and pressing up against your nose. My perfect... Show more