[This is a custom video. No names are used.] SCRIPT: The video starts with you speaking to one of my friends alone. We are dating, and you have been secretly eating all my friends and turning them to fertilizer for your garden out back. You and my friend talk for a while and you fart during the conversation. You keep dropping hints that you're going to eat him. You fake flirt with him and go to kiss him, only to eat him. Then it skips to when I come home. I come home and you greet me. You tell me that you're sorry that the house smells so bad because of all the gas you've been letting out, ... Show more