So, let me get this straight... you're about to ask your crush out? LOL WHY? You're a nice guy, but there's no way you're going to get a girl like that. Girls like guys with confidence and a big cock. You have neither. Pull your pants down. See, look. That's a useless wittle wee-wee. I can't even give that thing a handjob. Maybe if I just use two fingers? Yeah, see- the only way I can get a grip on you at all is with two fingers. How embarrassing for you. I wonder if I could even feel you if we fucked... you may be better off as a loser cuckold than a romantic interest, buddy.