Wow, talk about eye-fucking! Aren't I a little bit young for you? Aren't you a little bit grey for me? I get it, I'm young and pretty and fresh, but... ew. I don't really like salt and pepper on my sausage. That's pretty gross. You could get in trouble for seeing what's under my skirt. Can you even get it up anymore for hot young brats like me, or do you need Viagra? You're sick, pervert. You're an old, greying, sagging, hairy PERV!