Custom Request: As i continue to prepare for my date (who doesn't know I'm pregnant), my contractions continue. Frustrated with the probability this date might not happen, I pace back and forth and breath through them hoping they subside so I can get laid!. As the day progresses, drawing closer to my date's arrival, my contractions are close together and getting very painful. It's becoming evident that this birth is going to happen soon. Hot, sweaty and in pain, I begin to strip my clothes off in hopes of some sort of relief. The doorbell rings and my date has arrived, finding me wrapped in... Show more