Dressed in tiny shorts and a belly shirt, I stagger into the scene rubbing my big belly, moaning and talking about how I ate a whole village of pathetic humans. Poking my belly button, I talk about how I ate so much I'm surprised I didn't burst. I spot you looking up at me.

Oh! you must be a survivor...how adorable.. I'm too stuffed to eat you but can always save you for dessert. Moaning, I get down on my knees, struggling cause of my heavy belly. I'm surprised to see you have a something in your hand.
"What? You're here to slay me?" laughing. "A pathetic little human? Slay the... Show more