Hey you,

This clip you are about to purchase is one of the best I've ever made, I'm sure you will be impressed. Truly at my gassiest, this clip is full of decadent farts for you to indulge in.

My girlfriend and I ate a wonderful dinner and here is the aftermath. Powerful and potent, these farts are delectable! I'm sure you wonder if my room stank after we were finished letting out all our gas, and the answer is YES!!

Don't miss out on this one fellas, it's a reason why I'm top choice and highly favored :)

Enjoy <3