Ashley Here, and guess what I have some great news! I was voted President of my sorority AKA. Yay! Oh yay, I forgot you were running too. Well, Megan, its probably for the best you didn't win. I mean you would never be able to keep up with your studies and do this job. It's like really stressful. So, the rules of AKA clearly sdtate that all losers have to be evicted from the sorority house. Your just not allowed to be friends with me anymore. Oh stop begging... if you really want to stay you can be my personal foot girl. Yes, my foot girl, a live full of servitude to me. Hows that sound?