Scene One:

Hansel & Gretel are on a mission to locate and destroy a very evil witch and her perverse ogre minion. They follow a trail of candy and cautiously enter witch's abode.

Gretel- Be careful Hansel, this witch is very dangerous.

They fist bump, check their weapons and then enter the witch's liar. After looking around and finding bones and discarded clothing they are ambushed by the witches helper, Ogre. Ogre quickly knocks out Hansel with a blow from behind. Gretel engages Ogre in a brief fight but she quickly loses her weapon and succumbs to... Show more