We have been dating for a while now, and I don't know how to say this but, I'm breaking up with you. Why?! are you kidding me? You don't know why?! Look down, between your legs... what do you see? -- EXACTLY -- NOTHING!! That's why! I am tired of having a tiny dick loser as a boyfriend. -- I am going to humiliate you, tease you, and laugh at you, before I kick you out of my house. Don't worry, we can still be friends, you can still take me out to expensive dinners and shopping. But we will NEVER fuck, EVER again.