Your long hair is so soft and long. It must have been such an effort to grow it to that length.

Unfortunately i am not into long hair at all.

I prefer a more masculine look.

I know, this is your sad attempt at looking super masculine but it doesn't really work for me.

If you'd like to go on a date with me you'll have to let me cut it.

Sit down. Let me strap you in.

Now now. No escaping it. Look, i brought my hair cutting machine.

Watch me buzz all your hair off haha.

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Your long hair is so soft and long. It must have been such an effort to grow it to that length.

Unfortunately i am not into long hair at all.

I prefer a more masculine look.

I know, this is your sad attempt at looking super masculine but it doesn't really work for me.

If you'd like to go on a date with me you'll have to let me cut it.

Sit down. Let me strap you in.

Now now. No escaping it. Look, i brought my hair cutting machine.

Watch me buzz all your hair off haha.

Audio only.