Buckle up buttercup.

It's time to have your first kiss with me.

Well, not exactly. I've seen you staring at me turning into the weak horny and drooling mess you tend to be around mean girls like me.

Unfortunately for you I'd never kiss you. Not even if you were the last man on earth.

But hey, my beautiful black platform boots need cleaning and who is more perfect for it than you?

Get down on your knees, time to french kiss my boots and clean them in the process.

Worship them, even the dirt under them.

Buckle up buttercup.

It's time to have your first kiss with me.

Well, not exactly. I've seen you staring at me turning into the weak horny and drooling mess you tend to be around mean girls like me.

Unfortunately for you I'd never kiss you. Not even if you were the last man on earth.

But hey, my beautiful black platform boots need cleaning and who is more perfect for it than you?

Get down on your knees, time to french kiss my boots and clean them in the process.

Worship them, even the dirt under them.