It's funny how desperate you are, desperate to lose your virginity. But your micro penis hinders you.

It's just completely useless.

You will never get laid.

But I'm happy to bully you, to give you wedgie after wedgie, tormenting your poor crotch.

I mean, it's sad enough, that you have a proper micro penis, but now you will be stuck in a hanging wedgie, turning your crotch into a sore mess.

What a loser, are you going to cry now?



I use a blue yeti microphone and an Ultra-HD 1080p camera to film with.

It's funny how desperate you are, desperate to lose your virginity. But your micro penis hinders you.

It's just completely useless.

You will never get laid.

But I'm happy to bully you, to give you wedgie after wedgie, tormenting your poor crotch.

I mean, it's sad enough, that you have a proper micro penis, but now you will be stuck in a hanging wedgie, turning your crotch into a sore mess.

What a loser, are you going to cry now?



I use a blue yeti microphone and an Ultra-HD 1080p camera to film with.