Retta is going on a Princess Angel diet. Now of course this is not any normal diet.... The first three days aren't that bad retta...or are they? Don't let the list below be deceiving.. Things you need to go grocery shopping for:

eggs

bread

deli style turkey

the hottest pepper you can find

hot sauce

butt plug

a garden shovel..

I believe that is it for now. I hope you have an appetite!