Roomie, I've had a crush on you for a long time and tonight is the night I'm telling you! Oh - but before I confide in you, I did a little research. I went through your porn history to see what you were into and lo and behold: You have a burping fetish! Well, this should be interesting.

Our other roommates are having a party and I pulled you into my closet to get away so I can confront you... and tease you with a few burps of my own. Should we tell everyone at the party your secret? Who knows :) All I know is that I like you and this is so much fun ;)

Roomie, I've had a crush on you for a long time and tonight is the night I'm telling you! Oh - but before I confide in you, I did a little research. I went through your porn history to see what you were into and lo and behold: You have a burping fetish! Well, this should be interesting.

Our other roommates are having a party and I pulled you into my closet to get away so I can confront you... and tease you with a few burps of my own. Should we tell everyone at the party your secret? Who knows :) All I know is that I like you and this is so much fun ;)