Woooow.... who knew my new roommate was such a FREAK LOL. I went through your internet history and I found ALL of your burping fetish porn! You, my friend, are in for it now.

I call you into my room and surprise! I'm dressed in lingerie, burping, and HUMILIATING you now that I know your secret. Get on your knees, roomie - its going to be a fun year :)