Oooh this lip gloss is so smooth, shiny, sticky, and pretty! Watch as I glide it across my thick, soft, perfect lips. I then open my mouth wide so you can see all the way into the back of my throat. The glossed lips make the perfect frame to my dangling uvula.

I hum and exhale, making my uvula dance for you and I also end up coughing a lot - which causes my uvula to bounce up and down.