You left your computer open in the living room and I caught a glance at your obsession with burps! Oh my goodness, what a goldmine! I call you into my room to let you know while also teasing you with burps of my own. Remember my favorite vase you broke and never paid for? Well... Not only will the vase be replaced, but rent is all on you now! ... Unless you want everyone to find out about your secret lol :)