Wow. You've really done it this time. We were supposed to go out to celebrate tonight, but it seems you forgot - telling me you have plans with your awful "friends" instead.

So I did what any good housewife would do: I baked some cookies.

But not just *any* cookies - magical ones with a special ingredient that shrinks whoever eats them. I packed one for you in your lunch today ;)

And when your friends came over, I made sure to be an excellent hostess and offer them some, too.

Then I devoured them one by one.

Now you're home, small... defeated.. a...

Wow. You've really done it this time. We were supposed to go out to celebrate tonight, but it seems you forgot - telling me you have plans with your awful "friends" instead.

So I did what any good housewife would do: I baked some cookies.

But not just *any* cookies - magical ones with a special ingredient that shrinks whoever eats them. I packed one for you in your lunch today ;)

And when your friends came over, I made sure to be an excellent hostess and offer them some, too.

Then I devoured them one by one.

Now you're home, small... defeated.. and worried about your friends. Its so tight in my stomach and I keep drinking water and burping - making it a very stressful situation for them. Maybe if you beg, I'll stop this whole mess and forgive you.... maybe.