As some of you know, I have hit over $1k in sales almost every day this month. That's great but it's not enough. I want you losers to work together to get Me to $1k EVERY SINGLE DAY. You bitches will spend harder than ever before to give Me what I want and desire. I am so greedy and it's YOUR duty to feed My greed with your hard-earned ca$h. Check My Twitter for updates. If you see Me say that I'm short of My goal, you will immediately go tribute to make up the difference. No money to send Me? Then go open up a new credit card. Do everything in your power to get Me to $1k every day!