We all know that Santa isn't real, but I want him to be so I can get more presents this year! I love the holidays so much because I LOVE being spoiled! Hey, I have an idea - why don't you be My personal Santa pay pig. But instead of coming down My chimney like a fucking weirdo, you can just buy a bunch of things off of My wishlist so the post man can deliver them right into My greedy little hands! Perfect, right!? You know you love spoiling Me and buying Me presents so it's perfect! I can tell My outfit is really putting you in to the holiday spirit, so go hop on My wishlist right now and s... Show more