Custom order (no names are used) - "You knew i would buy this bikini clip because no one looks as good in a bikini as You do. -But You mock me for owning so many, for buying even expensive bikini clips, i think i'm a 'man' because i like them but You point out that i'm a beta slave, a clip whore, a bikini zombie. -You make me write the number of Ashley clips i own on my forehead, that is my loser score (it is almost 200 btw) but i need to get it up higher. I need to learn to buy other clips instead. -You decide I can start with bi clips. You tell me to get something phallic,,as thick as pos... Show more