You want Me to be your girlfriend?? EWW!! As if! Hahaha omg, I can't believe you thought a girl like Me would date a loser like you. I friend-zoned you a long time ago and once you're in the friend-zone, there's no escaping. The only reason I even hang out with you or talk to you is because you pay for everything. You always take Me out for nice, expensive dinners and buy Me presents. I figured you KNEW you didn't have a chance. You must not realize what a little freak you are. I guess you need Me to put you in your place. You are only good enough to be My "friend" aka paypig, My cuckold, a... Show more