You want Me to be your girlfriend?? EWW!! As if! Hahaha omg, I can't believe you thought a girl like Me would date a loser like you. I friend-zoned you a long time ago and once you're in the friend-zone, there's no escaping. The only reason I even hang out with you or talk to you is because you pay for everything. You always take Me out for nice, expensive dinners and buy Me presents. I figured you KNEW you didn't have a chance. You must not realize what a little freak you are. I guess you need Me to put you in your place. You are only good enough to be My "friend" aka paypig, My cuckold, a...

You want Me to be your girlfriend?? EWW!! As if! Hahaha omg, I can't believe you thought a girl like Me would date a loser like you. I friend-zoned you a long time ago and once you're in the friend-zone, there's no escaping. The only reason I even hang out with you or talk to you is because you pay for everything. You always take Me out for nice, expensive dinners and buy Me presents. I figured you KNEW you didn't have a chance. You must not realize what a little freak you are. I guess you need Me to put you in your place. You are only good enough to be My "friend" aka paypig, My cuckold, and My bitch. I'm not TRYING to be mean, but sometimes the truth hurts. Go tuck your gross little feelings away and keep taking Me out to nice dinners and buying Me stuff. You can also come show up to My dates with real men, just to pick up the tab, and then leave. I know you can't say no to Me, because if you do I'll never talk to you again and you NEED Me in your life. You would be miserable without Me. You have no social life and no other dating prospects, anyways. Even though you know I'll never like you back, you'll still take Me shopping and out to dinner. And I'll fill you in on My steamy dating and sex life while you buy Me lingerie to wear for other guys.