Oh hi honey, I didn't know you were home...oh god this is so awkward...I was going to just leave a note but since you're here...I guess I'll tell you to your face...I'm going on a singles cruise to get FUCKED by other men. I just can't take the horrible sex any longer! Your dick is too small and you suck in bed. I need to get rammed by a big, hard cock. But don't worry! I'm not breaking up with you. I'll stick around since I know you love me a lot and you'll never get anyone as hot as me. Plus, you pay all my bills and provide a great lifestyle. Oh and one more thing - I'm locking your dick... Show more