You're not good enough to even be in the friend-zone. You are in the GOON ZONE. You are a dumb, weak little gooner for Me. You are always stroking it to My hot clips. Losing hours and hours of every week being a brainde4d jerk-junkie. You constantly stalk My Twitter page and clip store, seeing what you can stare at and stroke to next. I would never be friends or associate Myself with a horny little creep like you. You're a total fucking goon for Me and you'll never stop stroking it to Me!