Haha did you REALLY think we would rest with you just because you took us shopping all day? Gross! We would NEVER fuck you. You couldn't even handle one of us, and definitely not both. You're so pathetic you have to spend thousands to get hot girls to hang out with you and they STILL WONT FUCK YOU. Haha what a LOSER you are. But don't worry, you can still take us shopping more and maybe we'll even let you rub our feet after. You can be our sugar DUMMY.