April Fools, bitch! Only a stupid loser like you would actually believe that ridiculous lie! Haha you actually believed Me for a second, didn't you? Hahaha fucking MORON. You are completely unlovable and unworthy of My attention. I don't even consider you HUMAN, let alone a possible love interest. You are just another nameless, faceless sexual reject who sends Me money online. How could I ever care about anything more than your loser wallet!?