You are doing such an awful job as My intern, I should just fire you! You would be so screwed, seeing as this is your first and only "real" job after graduation. Good luck getting hired anywhere! Awww, but don't worry, I'm not going to fire you and completely ruin your life - although I've thought about it! Instead, I am slicing your pay in half and turning you into My little foot slave. You will rub My feet and clean My heels every day at lunch and after hours. And since I will be replacing you with a new intern, you will spend the day waiting on Me hand and foot, cleaning, and doing other... Show more