Forget what you think you know about "March Madness." From now on, what it means to you is frenzied stroking and spending all month long. You will spend hours every week buying clips, shopping on My wishlist and jerking your dick to Me. I'm even holding a little loser competition to see who buys the most clips this month. One of My losers is already to 50 so the rest of you have a LOT of catching up to do!