Welcome to your new "dating" life. Since you are a complete loser with no chance of getting laid or having a girlfriend, I'm saving you the trouble and heartbreak of traditional dating. From now on, you will only "masturdate" Me and My clips. Instead of taking a girl on a date, you will spend the money on Me and then I will decide how far you get to go with your hand. Maybe just 2nd base, but maybe you'll score and get a home run - who knows. It all depends on how generous I'm feeling. But hey, your odds of getting "lucky" and having a loser orgasm are WAYYY higher than regular dating. And ... Show more