You're always telling Me how much you love Me, how you would do ANYTHING for Me. Well I want you to prove it, bitch! And you have no excuses since this task is basically free. All you need is a cardboard toilet paper roll and 1 little sheet on sandpaper. That's it! Aren't I sooo generous and kind to make this so easy for you? Lol. Alright bitch, time to start sandpaper stroking! Hahaha. Remember, you would do "anything" for Me :)