You are very interested in becoming one of My financial slaves, there's just one *BIG* problem - you are too fucking POOR! You are too br0ke and too poor to be one of My pay pigs. You can't afford Me, you can't afford My lifestyle! I need a pay pig who can cover My $500 Nobu dinners and $1000 Louboutins - but that certainly isn't you! You don't have enough money to be My slave. You are such a degenerate, you can't even get a decent credit card! PATHETIC!!! What good is a loser who only makes a small fraction of what I make? You are supposed to elevate My lifestyle, not drag is down with you...

You are very interested in becoming one of My financial slaves, there's just one *BIG* problem - you are too fucking POOR! You are too br0ke and too poor to be one of My pay pigs. You can't afford Me, you can't afford My lifestyle! I need a pay pig who can cover My $500 Nobu dinners and $1000 Louboutins - but that certainly isn't you! You don't have enough money to be My slave. You are such a degenerate, you can't even get a decent credit card! PATHETIC!!! What good is a loser who only makes a small fraction of what I make? You are supposed to elevate My lifestyle, not drag is down with your tiny, loser budget. You think you could make Me happy with $20 a week? Haha, fuck NO! How pathetic is that!? You are such a fucking LOSER!!!