Custom order (no names are used) - Request: "Be faithful jackoff You made it through high school and college with fucking your fist and humping pillows. Youre in the home stretch now. All you have to do is go to work and go home and jackoff. No need to go out and meet people when you can jackoff. Let the real men go out and fuck all the wet pussies. Stay in on friday night, you can jackoff then, its better that way for a socially awkward loser like you. You have a nice soft blanket to roll up and fuck all night. You should stay home all weekend long..."