I keep asking you for a raise to no avail. Now, I've grown tired of it. I want a raise and know just the way to get it. You just had a complaint filed in HR for you another female employee. Now, that you're in my office, I tell you how I've caught your eyes wandering. I know you want me and that's ok. I'll let you be in my presence and look at me, but you had better give me a raise and a better office. Only then will I let you keep your job and keep looking at me