We have been dating for a while now, I've been sick of you for most of that. So I have a little Christmas gift for you. I had toyed with the idea of dumping you flat and ruining your entire Holiday season. However I'm nice so I decided you can stay my boyfriend but you'll be a cuck, that's right. I'll get real men to satisfy me while you wait patiently at home. Let me tell you all the details....