You have been feeling a little strange recently, perhaps it is anxiety due to the current state of the world, you don't know but you thought it would be best to go see a Doctor. Little did you know the doctor you have chosen is quite sadistic. After testing it is revealed you have a deep rooted craving for DICK!! You see yourself as a normal man, you have never wanted dick, or so you thought.... Take your medication like a good boy and everything will be ok