You're one of my close friends, you sit by and watch as I buy lingerie and make myself look so glamorous to go on dates with men way out of your league and all you can think is of how much you wish I would look at you as more than a friend... HAHA that will never happen loser, now appreciate being in the friendzone is the best you can hope for.

You're one of my close friends, you sit by and watch as I buy lingerie and make myself look so glamorous to go on dates with men way out of your league and all you can think is of how much you wish I would look at you as more than a friend... HAHA that will never happen loser, now appreciate being in the friendzone is the best you can hope for.