You spend soo much time at the gym, you are totally obsessed!! Every morning you drink your protein shake and hurry off to get pumped with your gym buddies. You want everyone to think this obsession is because you are a manly gym dude, but I know the truth. You love going to the gym to perv on your ripped, macho gym buddies!!! You wank your tiny steroid shrunken dick every night to the mental image of their muscles pumping and the smell of their sweat. YOU ARE TOTALLY GAY FOR YOUR GYM BUDDIES.