Admit it, you're marriage is a joke - All you can think about is how to scrape together another payment for me and Princess Cashleigh. You were such a good provider... but the car - downgraded to a Skoda, the house - remortgaged, the trips abroad - long gone. You've even been taking money from your wife's account to fund your desperate addiction to humiliation! How does she not know?

Things are getting tight - but we've got your balls in a vice and we won't stop until you are homeless! Time to pawn the wedding ring?