Oh Gomez, how I love being your wife. The day we met over an open grave, was a gorgeous day in the cemetery. Last night you were unhinged, you frightened me, do it again.

You've given me everything that my heart desires my Love from our love games, to your undying devotion, all of the gifts you lavish me with but our bedroom antics are about to start let me show you how truly DEVOTED I am to you Cara Mia xXx

Oh an we don't just keep Lurch waiting around for only house cleaning he's useful in other ways aswell