Hi I'm looking for a new pet. One that's obedient and lovable and does what it's told. You're going to have to wear a collar and leash from now on. And no talking! Puppies don't talk. You only get to go to the bathroom when I take you out for a walk at night. like a good puppy. You'll do all of this and more just to hear me say "Good boy".

Hi I'm looking for a new pet. One that's obedient and lovable and does what it's told. You're going to have to wear a collar and leash from now on. And no talking! Puppies don't talk. You only get to go to the bathroom when I take you out for a walk at night. like a good puppy. You'll do all of this and more just to hear me say "Good boy".