I have something to tell you. Your wife got in touch with me. At first it was very awkward. I mean, you are going behind her back to serve me and everything but once we got over that part then we really hit it off. We are like BFF's now. We have a lot of common ground based on what a loser you are. We decided to team up to make your life a living hell. With your Beverly obsession and the dirt your wife has on you we are going to ruin your life forever. Be prepared to get fucked over like never before!

I have something to tell you. Your wife got in touch with me. At first it was very awkward. I mean, you are going behind her back to serve me and everything but once we got over that part then we really hit it off. We are like BFF's now. We have a lot of common ground based on what a loser you are. We decided to team up to make your life a living hell. With your Beverly obsession and the dirt your wife has on you we are going to ruin your life forever. Be prepared to get fucked over like never before!