I've been stuck in this tower for years awaiting my Prince Charming. I know that one day a handsome, strong man will come to my rescue. He'll rescue me and I will finally be able to have sex! What's that sound??? Is he finally here?! Yes finally a man has risked his life to come rescue the beautiful blonde Princess!! Wait.....who are you?? You must be the Prince's assistant or jester! Get out of the way and let my Prince come through the window you troll! Wait, you're saying that YOU are the Prince? LOL NO WAY! You are an ugly little troll looking peasant! You could hardly handle a beautiful P...

I've been stuck in this tower for years awaiting my Prince Charming. I know that one day a handsome, strong man will come to my rescue. He'll rescue me and I will finally be able to have sex! What's that sound??? Is he finally here?! Yes finally a man has risked his life to come rescue the beautiful blonde Princess!! Wait.....who are you?? You must be the Prince's assistant or jester! Get out of the way and let my Prince come through the window you troll! Wait, you're saying that YOU are the Prince? LOL NO WAY! You are an ugly little troll looking peasant! You could hardly handle a beautiful Princess like me! Go with you? Hell no! I'm not going anywhere with you! I wouldn't be caught with you! I don't care what you risked to try and save me. You're going to see just how mean and bratty a Princess can really be! HAHAHA I can't believe you actually thought a princess like me would leave with an ugly peasant maggot like you!