You love putting your fate in my hands and I love taking control! Today we're going to play a fun card game. I'm going to let the cards decide your fate today. They're going to decide how long you are going to suffer for me. Will you have to suffer for weeks or months? Guess you're going to have to find out how long you will have to go without stroking. And don't worry, I added nice stiff penalty for messing up and stroking without my permission. So get your wallet out and prepare yourself for whatever hand you are dealt!

You love putting your fate in my hands and I love taking control! Today we're going to play a fun card game. I'm going to let the cards decide your fate today. They're going to decide how long you are going to suffer for me. Will you have to suffer for weeks or months? Guess you're going to have to find out how long you will have to go without stroking. And don't worry, I added nice stiff penalty for messing up and stroking without my permission. So get your wallet out and prepare yourself for whatever hand you are dealt!